I haven't completely fallen off the planet.
Slipped a little bit, but not fallen.
I haven't had much inspiration lately.
I have misplaced my motivation. AND my brain to mouth filter is completely on the fritz.
However I have found a couple new bloggers/blogs that have inspired me recently.
SO I will be back on track very soon.
They reminded me that I have to remember to post from ME. My heart. My life. My opinions, as inappropriate as they sometimes may be. Me and all my craziness, dripping with sarcasm, foul-mouthed-ness, and "if you don't like it, walk away" attitude, unfiltered.
That's why y'all love me anyway!!
See ya soon!!
The Unfiltered Farm Wife
Monday, April 1, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Goodbye 2012
Goodbye 2012! 2013, you better be nice or I'm kicking your ass to the curb.......
Another year has come and gone. But where did the time go?
So now its on to Resolution Recap. See my list for 2012 here.
1) Yup did that. No more tolerating bad ju-ju. This was harder than I thought it might be. My intolerance created some tougher situations than I had expected. But I pulled up my big girl pants and trudged on. Yay me!
2 & 6) Organization and Purging. Well...... I would say that we mustered at about a 60% completion rate on this one. We cleaned out, got rid of, and sorted a TOOOOONNNNNN. But there is much more to do.
3, 4, &9) Getting Physical. And Brave. I wanted to RUN. So I did. I completed my first 5K, alone by the way, in March. IT WAS AWESOME! The goal was to finish. And I did. I did it under my secret personal goal. In April I ran another, finishing a tiny bit under my first time. In June I was selected to be one of 500 participants to run the Mackinac Bridge (connection the upper and lower peninsulas of Michigan) as part of the Governors Fitness Initiative. I was both over the moon excited and terrified at the same time. The running 4.75 miles didn't scare me, the Bridge did. (I don't care to cross it in a car, let a lone run across the darn thing) But I DID IT! And once again, under my secret personal goal. Another 5K in September and one in October, with a final one in December finished out my year of RUN!
7) I ventured back to school for a couple semesters in 2012. It was good and a real learning lesson. I can't wait to start again in the spring.
8) Doing things we LOVE. We gardened ALOT. Played outside ALOT. Enjoyed the pool ALOT. Oh and we purchased a camper. A camping we will go, a camping we will go...... It was a great way to "disconnect" and reconnect all of US.
We hope that 2012 was a great year for you and yours. And that 2013 will bring you much joy and happiness.
The whole darn Farm Crew
Another year has come and gone. But where did the time go?
So now its on to Resolution Recap. See my list for 2012 here.
1) Yup did that. No more tolerating bad ju-ju. This was harder than I thought it might be. My intolerance created some tougher situations than I had expected. But I pulled up my big girl pants and trudged on. Yay me!
2 & 6) Organization and Purging. Well...... I would say that we mustered at about a 60% completion rate on this one. We cleaned out, got rid of, and sorted a TOOOOONNNNNN. But there is much more to do.
3, 4, &9) Getting Physical. And Brave. I wanted to RUN. So I did. I completed my first 5K, alone by the way, in March. IT WAS AWESOME! The goal was to finish. And I did. I did it under my secret personal goal. In April I ran another, finishing a tiny bit under my first time. In June I was selected to be one of 500 participants to run the Mackinac Bridge (connection the upper and lower peninsulas of Michigan) as part of the Governors Fitness Initiative. I was both over the moon excited and terrified at the same time. The running 4.75 miles didn't scare me, the Bridge did. (I don't care to cross it in a car, let a lone run across the darn thing) But I DID IT! And once again, under my secret personal goal. Another 5K in September and one in October, with a final one in December finished out my year of RUN!
7) I ventured back to school for a couple semesters in 2012. It was good and a real learning lesson. I can't wait to start again in the spring.
8) Doing things we LOVE. We gardened ALOT. Played outside ALOT. Enjoyed the pool ALOT. Oh and we purchased a camper. A camping we will go, a camping we will go...... It was a great way to "disconnect" and reconnect all of US.
We hope that 2012 was a great year for you and yours. And that 2013 will bring you much joy and happiness.
The whole darn Farm Crew
Thursday, December 6, 2012
December: Friend or Foe
So.
Here it is again.
This time of year that I love, so very much. And dread. All at the same time.
December at The Farm is CRAZY busy.
I had grand plans of "being ahead of the game" this year. (laughing uncontrollably) Which is the same philosophy I have EVERY year. But, this year I thought it might actually happen. I thought I was on plan.
Nope. Not so much.
I was wrong. Again.
So here's a little run down of our insanity for your entertainment:
We are really excited that Hubs' brother and his family will be with all of us for Christmas this year. They are in Colorado, so we haven't seen them in almost three years. And our newest nephew, who will soon be one! We can't wait to have the time to spend with all of them!
Whew!! I'm thinking I might catch a break in February. And a nap.
Happy Holidays, for our Farm to you and yours! The Farm Wife
Here it is again.
This time of year that I love, so very much. And dread. All at the same time.
December at The Farm is CRAZY busy.
I had grand plans of "being ahead of the game" this year. (laughing uncontrollably) Which is the same philosophy I have EVERY year. But, this year I thought it might actually happen. I thought I was on plan.
Nope. Not so much.
I was wrong. Again.
So here's a little run down of our insanity for your entertainment:
- Turkey day was here with a flash and a rush. We ate like Kings. Swelled like balloons. Shopped like nuts. There was oodles of Family to be had and enjoyed. It was the first time, in more years than I can remember, that I shared Thanksgiving with BOTH of my parents (and in-laws) under the same roof. For that I am very Thankful, among many other things.
- Clark Griswold has visited our house. Its fabulous! It is mellow by Clark standards, but "AWESOME" by Lil'Dude standards. The structure is dripping in lights. Things staked down in the flower gardens. Lights wrapped around railings and posts. Fake trees and antique sled are out for display. And that's just outside. Inside looks like the Christmas Gods puked on everything! Its awesome! The tree has been up since Gobbler day. We have been slowly pulling out the interior decorations and getting them out & about. Ribbons and Bows are up on the cabinets. Fresh garland up on the stair railing. Christmas dishes are out and in the cupboards. The Rodolph nativity scene is on the mantle. The noise-making-snow globes are up. (ugh) The clingy decorations are up on ALL of the windows. Christmas books are out for reading. The stocking are hung. I think we are ready for the Big Guy!
- ELVIN IS IN THE BUILDING! Our "elf" Elvin has officially arrived again this year. Lil'Dude could hardly wait for him to arrive this year. It is a rush out of the bed every morning to see where he "landed" from the night befores trip to the North Pole. Its great! Elvin has been pretty mellow with his mischief so far. But I have a feeling that is about to change. :)) (A look at Elvin and his shenanigans to come)
- CookieFest 2012 is about to commence. Yes. That's correct. Let the baking begin..... at my house... this year..... with family.... and friends.... and kiddos.... and raw cookie dough..... and chocolate.... and frosting.... and wine.... and margaritas..... and peppermints.... and rock candy.... and brownies.... and buckeyes..... and cookies.... and cookies.... and gourmet pretzels.... and cookies.... oh and did I mention RAW COOKIE DOUGH? Just checking! I can't wait. My oven might not be so excited, but we are! (Pictures and post to come soon)
- Seven years. How did this happen? Our Lil'Dude is turning SEVEN. 7! Holy moly! Where does the time go...... This year there was a request for a "special" or themed party. Ok. We can do that. Oh.My.Goodness. Who knew it would be such a production, and of course my lack of planning has nothing to do with that. Bwwwhahahahahahaaaa! So LEGO Ninjago party here we go. But finding the gear for this extravaganza has been interesting. Some of my mommy friends have, over the years, recommended using Etsy. So I gave in, dove in, and am in love! I have communicated with some wonderful "shoppe" owners. Found oodles of GREAT things. Invitations, decorations, cake toppers, thank yous, pin up thingys, and stickers. Awwwweeesssssooommmee! So a Ninjago party he will be having with all the fixin's. (I will post the who, wheres, wares, and hows with pictures after.)
- Christmas program at school. First Grade is the first year that our Lil'Dude will be able to participate in the "All School Sing" program at school. He's pretty excited. We are pretty excited. I will be sure to have multiple cameras charged and ready to go!
- Family EatFest 2013. Well its actually "Christmas" with my dad's side of the family, the aunts and cousins. After the New Year. No gifts. Just time together. Eating. Yummy foods. And desserts. And I get to cook!! For like 30 people! Its AWESOME! The requests have already been submitted, and are being prepared for. I can't wait!
We are really excited that Hubs' brother and his family will be with all of us for Christmas this year. They are in Colorado, so we haven't seen them in almost three years. And our newest nephew, who will soon be one! We can't wait to have the time to spend with all of them!
Whew!! I'm thinking I might catch a break in February. And a nap.
Happy Holidays, for our Farm to you and yours! The Farm Wife
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
An "Insta" Day with The Farm Wife
Have you ever had "one of those days?"
Have you ever had "one of those days" and thought, "man why didn't I take a picture of that?", because no one would believe you if you told 'em.
Well I did.
Here is an Instagram day in the life of The Farm Wife.
Well or at least snippet of it. It is a view of a typical day.
So this is what I am doing at the top-of-the-hour for most of my day.
(It's not everything but its a bit of my day. My normal hectic day.)
Well there it is a view into my day.
Some calm. Some business. Some crazy. Some family. Some silly.
Much love, The Farm Wife
Have you ever had "one of those days" and thought, "man why didn't I take a picture of that?", because no one would believe you if you told 'em.
Well I did.
Here is an Instagram day in the life of The Farm Wife.
Well or at least snippet of it. It is a view of a typical day.
So this is what I am doing at the top-of-the-hour for most of my day.
(It's not everything but its a bit of my day. My normal hectic day.)
First Light
The mornings start early here. (urggghhhh) Lil'Dude will be up soon to get ready for school.
"Get out of bed momma, get movin'!"
Up and Running
After the Lil'Dude is off on the bus, I try to get a run in.
Its too dark to be outside, especially in the "country."
Ok, maybe I am just that big of sissy.
So it is a "treadmill" day.
Waiting
Wonder Mutt is waiting for me to finish getting ready so he can go in for his "daily" snoozy.
On My Way
On my way in to the office. "Are you sure I can't work from home?"
Setting Spec
Working on a commercial building project. Making selections of flooring materials and colors.
Designing some "Eats"
Working on a Kitchen plan for a client. This really make the creative juices flow!
Selections
Kitchen selections made. Let's get this project movin'!
Dark
I hate how early it gets dark here. Headed home from a busy day on the job.
CrockPot Eats
There is nothing like coming home to dinner that has been bubbling away while I was at work. This is CrockPot Chicken Tacos. The Hubs and Lil'Dude LOVE them. Easy too.
Yummy in my tummy!!
Second Amendment
We ENJOY and EXERCISE our Second Amendment.
Hubs is working away at cleaning, while Lil'Dude is pretending to do the same.
I LOVE that he is learning firearm care, responsibility, and safety from Hubs.
What a GREAT daddy!
Wonder Mutt
He is the source of daily laughter. He is such a silly nut. His personality is incredible.
He thinks he is the second child in our house.
Oh and did I tell you, he has some serious co-dependency issues with Hubs. LOL
Well there it is a view into my day.
Some calm. Some business. Some crazy. Some family. Some silly.
Much love, The Farm Wife
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
And the sun goes down
Sunset at The Farm
The colors were amazing!
Sadly, this beautiful sight brought with it high winds, cold temperatures, and sleet this morning.
Thinking of all of our friends and family in the wake of Sandy. Stay safe guys!
The colors were amazing!
Sadly, this beautiful sight brought with it high winds, cold temperatures, and sleet this morning.
Thinking of all of our friends and family in the wake of Sandy. Stay safe guys!
Friday, October 26, 2012
Its a BUGGER
So its late October. Technically we are nearing the end of hurricane season, and yet the US is facing a "storm of epic proportions," according to the Weather Channel. As I write this, Hurricane Sandy is bearing down on the eastern seaboard. She will impact an area from Florida to Maine. She is expected to make landfall near the Washington DC and New York City areas. And have an impact zone of 300 hundred miles and affect 500,000 people. YIKES! The concern is not only Hurricane Sandy, as she looks like a doozie, but the fact that this lovely storm is expected to collide with a super charged jet stream of cooler air at the west and a high pressure system to the north and east. They, the weather geeks, are saying that if in fact these three systems converge "this will be a storm of a lifetime." They are saying that this convergence of storms could "create a storm more significant than The Perfect Storm" of 1991.
I told you all of that to tell you this....
I recently joined an online "moms community" on FaceBook, started by a friend of mine Kim (go visit her at Design Thoughts she has a great site based on momma-hood and interior design) and a group of her momma friends, called Moms Just Being. This morning on the Moms page a positive thought was sent out regarding all of the Mommas and their families that are in the "impact zone." I, silly prepper me, made a statement about a Bug Out Bag (BOB). I was surprised on how many people don't know about them, never heard of them, don't get it, etc.
So here's the skinny on a Bug Out Bag.
What is a Bug Out Bag (BOB)? It is a bit of the literal and a bit of the practical. It is a bag, usually a duffel or backpack. Something easy to handle, but large enough to hold everything you need it to. Its meant to be something you can grab in a hurry, in an emergency situation, and know that it has everything you will need for you, your family, your home for a few days (at minimum).
Why do I need a BOB, we aren't like you weirdo doomsday prepper people? It is about "prepping" but its more about being prepared in an emergency situation. I ask What if you need to split at a moments notice? Do you think you will grab vital information, medications, and clothes at a moments notice? It isn't about the End of the World. Its about hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, floods, and just in general "oh shit" moments.
Who needs a BOB? Uhhhhh, EVERYONE. Literally. If you are a single, couple, family of 4, family of 4 plus the dog, ALL of YOU need a BOB. Momma needs one. Daddy too. Kiddos. And our furry friends, unless you plan on leaving them behind. (I'd be sad! Very sad!)
OK, already. What goes in one of these BOB's? I say a little bit of everything. But BE CAREFUL, you are going to have to either carry this thing or pack it in/on a vehicle with the rest of the families BOB's. Pack smart.
Here are a few widely recommended items I would suggest for you to consider:
Medications/First Aid-think about your family. Do you use medications daily? If you do, make sure you have a few days supply on your person AT ALL TIMES. Thinks about pain relievers, antacids, bandaids (it going to be an even crappier trip with a cut that you can't cover), antibiotic ointment, etc. If you have medications that need to be refrigerated, consider packing some of the compression packs that you crack to initiate that cold affect, its not ideal but it would work in an emergency.
Personal Needs-nobody wants to be out of their home with Stinky Pete who has the worst case of morning breath in history. So, travel size deodorant, toothpaste and brush, shampoo and body soap. Ladies don't forget the tampons, not only for us and our lady needs, but they work great for other "what-if's" that could happen along the way (they are a great tool for stopping a bloody nose).
Clothes-it is recommended to pack for two to three days. Again, pack smart. You don't need 3 of everything, you can wash your gear when you get to a safe zone. Pack according to the weather. If its winter, make sure you have extra mittens and hats. Summer means lighter weight shirts and pants.
Important Documents-use some caution here. Be sure to pack necessities like copies of auto and house insurance policies and contact numbers, decrete bank information, proper identification for each person on/in each bag (take a photo of your kiddo, make a contact card with your contact numbers AND name and numbers of someone who is likely to be in an unaffected area. Laminate them! These should be updated every 12 months at minimum for kiddos.), basic medical information (who has asthma, allergies, etc), and anything else that you feel is relevant to your family.
Personal Safety-Ok depending on you, your views, and how far you may have to travel, and the specific reason you are "bugging out," you need to consider your safety and how you will protect it. Whether its a firearm and ammunition or a knife or some other tactical item, at least consider it, and plan/pack for it.
Food-no need to pack the whole pantry. Aim for healthful snacks like protein bars and meal replacement bars, jerky and dried fruits. Things that are handled easily, and don't need special treatment (no refrigeration). I know it sounds contradictory, but pack something sweet, a roll of lifesavers or something. You don't want to find yourself on the move in a hurry and having low blood sugar due to anxiety. Be sure to have prepackaged water bottles also.
Furry Friends-a Ziploc full of food, any medications, and a few bottles of prepackaged water. Oh and toys.
Entertainment-deck of cards, small packs of crayons and coloring books, books for reading, travel size games, etc. Keeping everyone entertained will make for an easier trip.
MONEY-depending on the situation and duration of your trip, you will need some CASH and COINS. What happens if your debit and credit cards don't work? Or your need something to eat and there is no power at your stop, you can pay in CASH. I would say a family of four should have $200 (at minimum), if possible. Small bills, nothing larger than a twenty and plenty of ones and fives. And at least $5 in coins.
Miscellaneous Items- things like a small flashlight, sewing kit, baggy of laundry soap, safety pins, super glue, dental floss, boogie/wet wipes, maps, matches, etc.
WHEW........
I know its quite the list. And it sounds like a HUGE task, but I guarantee you will be glad you did when the time comes and you need it, and its there waiting for you.
I hope you never NEED it, but hope you use this list to spark the thought of consideration to be a bit more prepared and create your own Bug Out Bag, however big or small.
Happy Prepping, The Farm Wife
I told you all of that to tell you this....
I recently joined an online "moms community" on FaceBook, started by a friend of mine Kim (go visit her at Design Thoughts she has a great site based on momma-hood and interior design) and a group of her momma friends, called Moms Just Being. This morning on the Moms page a positive thought was sent out regarding all of the Mommas and their families that are in the "impact zone." I, silly prepper me, made a statement about a Bug Out Bag (BOB). I was surprised on how many people don't know about them, never heard of them, don't get it, etc.
So here's the skinny on a Bug Out Bag.
What is a Bug Out Bag (BOB)? It is a bit of the literal and a bit of the practical. It is a bag, usually a duffel or backpack. Something easy to handle, but large enough to hold everything you need it to. Its meant to be something you can grab in a hurry, in an emergency situation, and know that it has everything you will need for you, your family, your home for a few days (at minimum).
Why do I need a BOB, we aren't like you weirdo doomsday prepper people? It is about "prepping" but its more about being prepared in an emergency situation. I ask What if you need to split at a moments notice? Do you think you will grab vital information, medications, and clothes at a moments notice? It isn't about the End of the World. Its about hurricanes, earthquakes, tornados, floods, and just in general "oh shit" moments.
Who needs a BOB? Uhhhhh, EVERYONE. Literally. If you are a single, couple, family of 4, family of 4 plus the dog, ALL of YOU need a BOB. Momma needs one. Daddy too. Kiddos. And our furry friends, unless you plan on leaving them behind. (I'd be sad! Very sad!)
OK, already. What goes in one of these BOB's? I say a little bit of everything. But BE CAREFUL, you are going to have to either carry this thing or pack it in/on a vehicle with the rest of the families BOB's. Pack smart.
Here are a few widely recommended items I would suggest for you to consider:
Medications/First Aid-think about your family. Do you use medications daily? If you do, make sure you have a few days supply on your person AT ALL TIMES. Thinks about pain relievers, antacids, bandaids (it going to be an even crappier trip with a cut that you can't cover), antibiotic ointment, etc. If you have medications that need to be refrigerated, consider packing some of the compression packs that you crack to initiate that cold affect, its not ideal but it would work in an emergency.
Personal Needs-nobody wants to be out of their home with Stinky Pete who has the worst case of morning breath in history. So, travel size deodorant, toothpaste and brush, shampoo and body soap. Ladies don't forget the tampons, not only for us and our lady needs, but they work great for other "what-if's" that could happen along the way (they are a great tool for stopping a bloody nose).
Clothes-it is recommended to pack for two to three days. Again, pack smart. You don't need 3 of everything, you can wash your gear when you get to a safe zone. Pack according to the weather. If its winter, make sure you have extra mittens and hats. Summer means lighter weight shirts and pants.
Important Documents-use some caution here. Be sure to pack necessities like copies of auto and house insurance policies and contact numbers, decrete bank information, proper identification for each person on/in each bag (take a photo of your kiddo, make a contact card with your contact numbers AND name and numbers of someone who is likely to be in an unaffected area. Laminate them! These should be updated every 12 months at minimum for kiddos.), basic medical information (who has asthma, allergies, etc), and anything else that you feel is relevant to your family.
Personal Safety-Ok depending on you, your views, and how far you may have to travel, and the specific reason you are "bugging out," you need to consider your safety and how you will protect it. Whether its a firearm and ammunition or a knife or some other tactical item, at least consider it, and plan/pack for it.
Food-no need to pack the whole pantry. Aim for healthful snacks like protein bars and meal replacement bars, jerky and dried fruits. Things that are handled easily, and don't need special treatment (no refrigeration). I know it sounds contradictory, but pack something sweet, a roll of lifesavers or something. You don't want to find yourself on the move in a hurry and having low blood sugar due to anxiety. Be sure to have prepackaged water bottles also.
Furry Friends-a Ziploc full of food, any medications, and a few bottles of prepackaged water. Oh and toys.
Entertainment-deck of cards, small packs of crayons and coloring books, books for reading, travel size games, etc. Keeping everyone entertained will make for an easier trip.
MONEY-depending on the situation and duration of your trip, you will need some CASH and COINS. What happens if your debit and credit cards don't work? Or your need something to eat and there is no power at your stop, you can pay in CASH. I would say a family of four should have $200 (at minimum), if possible. Small bills, nothing larger than a twenty and plenty of ones and fives. And at least $5 in coins.
Miscellaneous Items- things like a small flashlight, sewing kit, baggy of laundry soap, safety pins, super glue, dental floss, boogie/wet wipes, maps, matches, etc.
WHEW........
I know its quite the list. And it sounds like a HUGE task, but I guarantee you will be glad you did when the time comes and you need it, and its there waiting for you.
I hope you never NEED it, but hope you use this list to spark the thought of consideration to be a bit more prepared and create your own Bug Out Bag, however big or small.
Happy Prepping, The Farm Wife
I love that SMELL
Fall is upon us in the Mitten state.
And I LOVE it.
Bring on the sweaters, leggings, knit hats, sweat shirts.
I am ready.
Summer was HOT.
Here's what I love about Fall...... THE SMELLS.
The Hubs thinks I'm weird(er) about Fall smells.
I LOVE:
The crisp clean morning air
The freshness of dewy mornings
The bubbling of something cooking on the stove top all day
The warmth of a gooey baked treat in a warm oven
The smell of the Harvest
And my absolutely positively my most favorite thing about Fall is the smell of wood smoke. (We burn wood in an outdoor boiler for our indoor heat source) I love it. I wait for it all Summer. And no, its not the same as a bonfire. Its different. Maybe its because it cool outside, maybe it is the time of year. I don't know but I LOVE IT!
Here is what Fall looks like at The Farm
Happy Fall Y'All! Love from The Farm
And I LOVE it.
Bring on the sweaters, leggings, knit hats, sweat shirts.
I am ready.
Summer was HOT.
Here's what I love about Fall...... THE SMELLS.
The Hubs thinks I'm weird(er) about Fall smells.
I LOVE:
The crisp clean morning air
The freshness of dewy mornings
The bubbling of something cooking on the stove top all day
The warmth of a gooey baked treat in a warm oven
The smell of the Harvest
And my absolutely positively my most favorite thing about Fall is the smell of wood smoke. (We burn wood in an outdoor boiler for our indoor heat source) I love it. I wait for it all Summer. And no, its not the same as a bonfire. Its different. Maybe its because it cool outside, maybe it is the time of year. I don't know but I LOVE IT!
Here is what Fall looks like at The Farm
Happy Fall Y'All! Love from The Farm
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